What Is A Bidet?

TL;DR: It’s a device that squirts water up your bum to get you clean so you don’t have to shove your hand up there instead.

Why Would I Want A Bidet?

• You’re Hygienic: You don’t like wrapping a thin layer of tissue around the hand you eat with and shoving it up your bum.
• You Like To Save Money: Use a fraction of the toilet paper you do today! Or get a fancy bidet and use none!
• You Love Earth: Save those trees!
• You’re Tired Of Unclogging The Toilet: Cause no one likes that.
• You Want To Be Better Prepared For The Apocalypse: No more worrying about toilet paper shortages!

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